What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What was your first gay male experience?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

What should I do to get over a relationship?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?